these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
The dude asking how you break a rib clearly never had one of these motherfuckers launched at them at point-blank range. I’ve been hit in the abdomen with a frisbee golf disc and a skydancer and I’d take the goddamned frisbee over that shit.
Skydancers were glorious weapons of mass destruction in their prime.
I still have two sitting on my dresser in case someone needs to be SKYDANCER WHIPPED.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
oh for fucks sake
8 ½ x 11
WHEN U SEND A MESSAGE TO A SENPAI AND U JUST
when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for