nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

travelswithtardis:

randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

the caption is what got me

I AM WHEEZING 

(Source: gg-art)

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

(Source: applebright)

(Source: ellendegeneres)

ignitionremix:

love this deal

tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

(Source: vampirequeen)

miss-nerdgasmz:

howhella:

Sexuality: Well animated anime fights 

image

durbikins:

Don’t friendzone me,

Friendcode me!

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  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts